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The Cosmic Dance

The Cosmic Dance

by wordonism · Aug 21, 2019

A sudden flash splits the inky black sky of a moonless night and silhouettes a lone man in an empty square, his face upturned to the heavens, one shoelace untied.

As darkness returns, as if it were never gone, he has absconded with the light.


His thoughts are like the scattered pieces of a jigsaw puzzle dropped on the floor; he’s trying to piece together what was once whole from the mess that now exists.

There’s an immense fog, a miasma of dread that permeates his slowly waking consciousness. He tries to situate himself but everything is incoherent and laboured as if he’s swimming in a bathtub full of thick molasses. His cognition fails him, the synaptic strands frayed, the gossamer threads of memory torn and slashed, stray bits bumping and jostling each other. They exist as two dancers, following the same choreography, but slightly out of sync.

He tries to shake his head, to break free of the spider webs of confusion that have ensnared his usually deft mind. He tries in vain to blink his life back to focus, his heavy eyelids moving up and down.

There are sounds all around him. Maybe voices? Garbled. Tangled. They’re talking to him. He can’t make them out clearly. There’s no recognition. That fog is slow to lift. Why can’t he understand? The words are different. They sound different. Feel different. A language that’s too foreign.

He feels a sharp pinch in his left arm.

Clarity.

Standing in front of him is a being like no other. Realization strikes like a hard slap to the face. His captor. The man’s mouth opens. No sound escapes as air rushes out. He tries again. Nothing but deafening silence assails his ears.

The creature, what any human would rightly call such a being, reaches forward and places an approximation of a hand against the man’s forehead.

That light. Again.

This time instead of splitting the darkened night sky it splits his mind.

“We saw you, alone, in that open area.”

The man hears a voice inside his thoughts. This is beyond anything he’s ever experienced.

“How is this possible” he thinks to himself, “I can hear you without sound?”

“We saw you alone, in that open area. And we want to know what you were doing?”

Momentary confusion rises as those spider webs branch further into his mind. In a flash, his fear is replaced with anger.

“I was minding my own business” he spits out venomously, an automatic habit from his youth to challenge those in authority who questioned his being, questioned his right to take space, to be somewhere, to exist.

The creature either chose to ignore his acerbic words or didn’t understand the meaning behind the vitriolic tone.

“We have been watching you for some time. You often go to that place you call ‘the square’ by yourself and move strangely. You take with you that metal box that makes those loud noises. As those sounds escape that box, you contort your being. We want to know what it is that you do.”

The man’s face softens, betraying his fear and anger. His lips, on auto pilot curl up, pushing his cheeks precariously high up on the ledges of his cheekbones, ready to fall at a moment’s notice. The tension that had seeped into every muscle of his body releases, his body visibly slumping, relaxes.

He is grinning now.

A wide smile splits his face. The fear is gone. The anger is gone. He finds solid ground beneath his feet once again.

He is no longer beside himself. He is himself.   

“Aw, shit!” he exclaims “I was dancing!”

“Dancing? What is this dancing?” the creature’s voice reverberates inside the man’s head with child-like curiosity.

“You don’t know what dancing is?!” The thoughts or words, he can’t be sure, slip out before he can corral them. It wouldn’t have mattered, the creature doesn’t understand his incredulity.

“No. What is dancing?”

“Dancing is freedom. It’s expression. It’s an idea and a statement all at once. It’s a form of communication that goes beyond words and phrases. It brings people together and makes them feel. It’s connection that transcends time and space.”

The man is breathless with excitement. He is there, but isn’t. He is inside himself. Wrapping himself safely within his thoughts of dance, he is protected against the absolute absurdity of his current situation.

“Why do you move in such a manner? Contorting yourself? Your arms and legs and head – all shifting about.” The voice rattles loudly inside his head again, soundless.

The man barely pauses before the words rush out of him, cascades of syllables and phonemes pouring like a waterfall, frothing vividly as they come together, churning.

“That’s dancing. It tells a story. My story. I move to music. I move my body – my arms, legs, everything – to the music. I feel the beat, I ride it. I live it. Those sounds you heard, that’s music. That’s my muse. It comes from the boom box, the stereo. That’s the technology, the metal box. My music is Dub Step. Here, let me show you.”

As if by magic, the man is free to move again. To dance for his captor. Or captors. He senses that he is being watched by not only this creature who is inside his head, but many others like it.

Once liberated from his invisible restraints, and while still seated, he shakes his body loose and tightens the laces of his sneaker. His aching joints feel the freeing lubrication of movement. The motion that is lotion.

He is ready. He is alive. He is free.

“I’ll need my music.”

In the immaculate silence, the pulsing sounds of Butch Clancy’s Foster the People Pumped up Kicks Dubstep Remix comes to life inside his head. It is everywhere and nowhere. It surrounds him. Envelops him. Emboldens him.

The man stands up. Compelled by the rhythm, his sinewy body flows with the sounds, a slick automaton with one purpose – to dance. His body pulses with every thudding beat, the deep rumbling staccato of bass causing a sharp forward/backward shift of various joints juxtaposed in stark contrast to the immediate, momentary pause when the sounds take brief respite. Over and over again, he shifts and cracks, pulses and pops, telling his story with movement, sharing a piece of him.

“Are you a robot?”

Laughter fills the room. It was an earnest question and one he had been asked many times prior but his current situation engendered this response.  The last vestiges of tension dissipate as his most human of sounds breaks the unbreakable silence.

“Some people think I am, but I can promise you I’m completely human. That’s called popping. Specifically, animated popping. I’m going to be one of the best in the world one day. My world, at least. The idea is to move quickly with the music and pause when the beat pauses. A quick stop. Then you ride the beat again. It can make you look like a floating robot. You need to feel the rhythm. You need to tell your story, man.”

The man begins to move again. His shoulders and hips moving in opposite directions, simultaneously. His feet twist and turn in sharp angles to his knees, impossible angles that seem like make believe.

“So you aren’t a robot?”

The man stifles a chuckle, understanding that this creature and his compatriots don’t possess the same understanding of humour.

“Naw, man. I’m just a guy who loves to dance.”


Marquese Scott is startled awake on the bench he’d dozed off on. The warm Inglewood air is quiet and still. He looks around. He is alone in the empty square but can’t shake the feeling that there are others around him, watching him. That he really isn’t alone.

Rubbing his hand across his face, and wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth, he remembers having the strangest dream. It felt so real.

He shakes his head to free it from the nap time cobwebs and puts the lingering thoughts of his dream aside. There’s only so much daylight left and he has to finish his video.

He sits down on the bench and presses record on the remote controls in his pocket. The camera comes to life and starts recording as the music begins to play.

As the first strands of Butch Clancy’s Dubstep Remix of Foster the People Pumped Up Mix hit the air, he reaches down to tighten his shoelaces, his body already starting to move.

He’s practiced this piece a thousand times before, but this time, it felt different.

Out of this world.

Post inspired by this video.

Photo by Jeremy Thomas on Unsplash

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My First Time

My First Time

by wordonism · Aug 18, 2019

They say you always remember your first time, no matter how quickly it’s over.

For me, it didn’t even last two minutes, and I say that with a small twinge of shame and a slight pang of guilt.

After this experience, I know this will not be my last. It can’t be. It won’t be. 

How is it possible to acquire such an addiction post-haste? 

As I share this with you, I am still processing this otherworldly event.

My body, awoken, continues to tremble, my breath shallow and rapid. My chest, still heaves in delight at the lingering memories.

 I try to focus on the words I put down for you, but acuity escapes me. 

I am enraptured. 

The small raised bumps covering my still trembling skin are steadfast reminders of the consummate sensory explosions that so recently wracked my yearning, hungry body. 

This story, like all stories I share with you, began innocently enough. As they always do. 

I was over a friend’s place celebrating a birthday party. It had been some time since we’d all been able to get together, such is the adult life we had all hoped and dreamed for in our youth. The drinks were flowing as was my hair. 

There was an energy in the air. 

Laughter filled and expanded in between all the comfortable silences. It felt like one of those special nights – the ones where deep down inside you know something magical is going to happen. 

And the night did not disappoint. 

I saw her across the room. Our eyes met and there was an instant connection. It was electric. 

Since you, dear Reader, know me so well, I won’t regale you with the stories of charm and wit that I managed to exude as I sidled up beside her. We hit it off and soon were engrossed in deep conversation. As the night grew longer and the drinks grew stiffer, we danced without moving our limbs. While I didn’t realize it then, I do now.

She was going to be special to me. 

Soon, the other guests made their exits discussing babysitters and nannies. It was at that moment that she bade me follow her to the kitchen, away from prying eyes. 

We found ourselves alone, standing next to each other, heads close together, excited whispers and giggles exchanged. We stood in that distance that intimates a closeness, an eagerness for discovery. Holding us up, supporting us, was the marble centre island replete with a dazzling array of snacks and treats, many of which I’d never seen, let alone experienced. 

She turned to me, locked her eyes on mine, and in a request that I had no hope of denying, asked me to close my eyes and follow her lead. 

I could feel the pressure against my lips. The texture, soft and firm at the same time. Yielding. It was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. A switch flipped. Instinct took over. My tongue, as if with a mind of its own, darted out to sample the wares. The taste was exquisite.

I knew, at that moment, there was no going back. She had ignited my hunger. A drive like no other that welled up from deep inside me, in places I had no idea existed. 

She awoke it from it’s 40 year slumber. 

For 40 years I had never tasted life in all its splendour until that moment. 

I wanted more. Longed for more. 

She obliged. 

She had read me like a snake charmer taming the wildest King Cobra. I was under her spell. 

She whispered about those sweet nothings again. Shivers ran up and down my spine. Tingles.

On the second taste, I was in heaven. Impulses, previously foreign to me ignited synaptic connections I’ve only dreamed of. Impulses cascaded through every fibre of my body, electrical gymnastics cascading through my nervous system, sending fireworks to every edge of my being. 

Compelled by emotions and feelings I’ve never felt before, I opened my eyes, panting slightly, licking my lips. 

We hadn’t been more than two minutes in that kitchen, and I was at my peak.

I could see her gazing at me, her head tilted to one side, an eyebrow cocked up quizzically. 

“What’s wrong?” she asked, a slight edge to her saccharine voice.

“I’ve never tasted such sweetness.”  

My words tumbled out limp and useless. They could not do it justice. There are NO words that could do it justice. 

“It’s like you’ve never done this before…”

Guilt. Embarrassment. Shame.  

I looked down at the ground, unable to return her gaze any longer. 

After such excitement, I was spent. Done. Finished.

She knew. I could tell. It was in her voice. Her tone had changed. 

Softer. Kinder. Understanding. 

I owed her an explanation. It was the least I could do. Perhaps she would look past my shortcomings. 

“I grew up in a very strict household. It was forbidden. We weren’t allowed. And then after years of that, I convinced myself it wasn’t worth it. It wasn’t what I wanted. That I didn’t need it. After a while, I lost my drive for it. In the end,  I just didn’t want anyone to know – my dirty little secret.”

I mustered every ounce of courage I had and looked up at her, the soft glow of the kitchen pot lights creating a halo around her head. Her eyes glistened, as did mine.  

“This was my first time having chocolate cake. And I think I’m in love.”

Photo by Azamat Zhanisov on Unsplash

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Rumpelstiltskin:nikstlitslepmuR

Rumpelstiltskin:nikstlitslepmuR

by wordonism · Aug 16, 2019

Once upon a time there lived a poor miller with a beautiful daughter. He was known by the townsfolk to be fond of the drink. One day, on his way home late at night after a few too many goblets of especially potent gin, he bumped into the King.

Under the influence of the liquid djinns, to impress his King, he boasted about how his beautiful daughter could spin straw into gold using only a spinning wheel. Intrigued, the King decreed that she would attend his castle where she would have to prove her father’s outlandish claim in one day and one night.

Success would bestow her royal favour beyond her wildest imagination – she would become his Queen.

Failure, in diametric opposition, would cost her life. 

The miller’s daughter was brought to the King’s castle and locked away in a chamber with only a spinning wheel and mounds of the finest straw. As she sat there on a stool in front of the immobile spinning wheel, the hours ticking by, she knew that she couldn’t complete this impossible task. She was doomed. Her fate was sealed. Her own father had condemned her to death.

She bowed down, the realization weighing heavy, put her head in her hands, and sobbed.

Suddenly, a funny little man appeared out of nowhere after hearing her pitiful cries. He made a bargain with her, a fair exchange. He would spin the straw to gold but at a cost. The price would be her necklace. The one which used to belong to her long-ago deceased mother. Her hands automatically went up to the piece of jewelry and touched it. The only connection they had left. It was an easy choice. She didn’t hesitate. Life for the necklace.

When the King arrived at dawn and saw the spindles full of gold thread, his seeds of greed grew into full forests of avarice – he commanded that she repeat it again under the same condition but with even more straw to make even more gold.

The poor miller’s daughter was again locked in a chamber with the spinning wheel and now even more straw. And again she grew despondent as the sun began to set and dawn drew nearer, knowing that the luck that had touched upon her the night before was nowhere to be found, and that this time it was the end of line. She could not spin straw to gold.

As she once again bowed her head and began to sob her wretched sobs, she heard the familiar voice of the funny little man. As she looked up at him through tear soaked eyes, he offered her another bargain. This time it would cost her ring, the only other item of value she possessed. And again, the poor miller’s daughter realized that her life was worth more than the ring. She slipped it off her trembling finger and gave it to the funny little man. He took her place on the stool and spun all night, his deft pointy fingers working magically, transforming the mounds of straw into the finest gold thread.

As on the first dawn, the King unlocked the door on the second one, his eyes met with the reflections and glinting of spindle upon spindle of dazzling gold thread. Seeing the incredible wealth in front of him, the King’s greed became all consuming. He demanded a third and final day of gold spinning.

The miller’s daughter was once again placed in a sealed chamber, this one bigger than the previous two, with mounds and mounds of straw as far as the eyes could see, piled up to the lofted ceilings, enough to feed an army of horses, a kingdom of horses, all the horses in the land.

On this, the third and final day, the sun began to set. The familiar dread and despondency began to course through the miller’s daughter’s body. Her life again on the line, she knew her only hope was that funny little man who had now helped spare her life twice over.

The darkness deepened and he was nowhere to be found. With dawn steadily approaching, her head dropped, her shoulders slumped, pregnant tears and sobs echoed in the giant straw filled room.

And salvation.

She heard him behind her, on this, the third night, with only hours to go.

She has nothing left to offer, nothing left to give.

She pleded with him. Begged him. Entreated him. Anything. She would do anything. Give anything. If he could help her, she would become Queen and she would be able to give him anything.

He asked for her first born child.

Because there was no way out, she agreed, her only pressing thought was to survive past the awakening dawn.

The sun broke the horizon bringing with it dawn and the King. He strode into the room, now a veritable treasury of gold, making him the wealthiest King to have ever lived.

Happy with the miller’s daughter’s gold spinning, they were married in an opulent affair. She began to lead a fairy tale life, one so far removed from her humble beginnings. Soon thereafter she had a child. The funny little man appeared to collect on her final promise.

The Queen begged him to take anything else but he only wanted the child. His 8 pounds of flesh. A deal is a deal. However, feeling sorry for the Queen, he agreed to give her three days to guess his name. If she could do so, he would rescind the deal. 

She sent spies all over the kingdom to find his name. After two days of failure, a spy overheard a funny little man singing a song using his name in the forest. It was the same funny little man. The spy returned to the castle and informed the Queen about what he’d heard.

On the third day, the funny little man returned. He again asked the Queen to guess his name. As the Queen said his name correctly, he stomped his foot into the ground then ripped himself apart in rage. 

Flipped

You’ve likely heard my name. It rolls off the tongue in a manner both pleasing and terrifying at once. 

Over the centuries, I have been vilified, my story manipulated by those subverting the truth to assuage their own guilt and complicity in my demise. 

This is my story. You can choose to believe it or not, but know that the truth is immutable and history will prove this. 

I lived in a hut, hidden in the enchanted forest, on the edge of the kingdom. The nearby stream often carried with it the echoes of voices and stories and laughter that I longed for, drifting from within those castle walls. 

It had been centuries since I’d had any friends and even longer since I’d had any family. I had only myself. Oh, how I desired to have family again – to be part of something, to belong, to care and be cared for!     

My people were hunted and enslaved because of our rare ability to spin straw into gold. My kin were forced into servitude by greedy nobility seeking to maintain their station.

Only I remained, having survived the genocide – my parents, my siblings – gone. The loves of my life – my darling wife and beautiful child – gone. My old life, snuffed out like a candle in the wind.  

One day, I heard mournful wailing along the babbling creek. It was the sound of a young woman in despair that carried the same timbre as my wife’s cry as she was taken from me. I was compelled to follow it, against my better judgement. 

The sound took me through the castle to a locked chamber. Opening the door, I entered to see a young woman sitting on a stool, her head bowed into her palms, crying the most pitiful cry, surrounded by mounds of straw piled high.

Her father, a poor miller fond of gin, had made boastful promises to win the King’s favour, and had sworn that she could spin straw into gold. And so it was decreed that she would do just that or face untimely death for failure.

It was just her luck that I had such an ability. 

As is customary for this type of magic, a price must be paid. Everything has a cost. I explained that she must offer me something of value in order for the straw to turn to gold. Without hesitation, she offered her necklace in gratitude. 

I worked the spindle feverishly through the night, filling spool after spool full of luminous golden thread. By dawn, I had emptied the room of straw before the King arrived, leaving only untold riches behind.

The next night, I heard that wailing again. I followed the sound through the castle tunnels and found myself before another locked chamber, bigger than the previous one. Upon entering, I noticed more straw piled up, with that poor young woman crying amongst it in front of a spinning wheel. 

Through her tears, she told me that the King wished for her to again prove her ability, believing the first offering to have been luck of some sort. I offered to complete her task, to help spare her life, and in requisite payment she offered her ring. 

As she slipped off her ring and dropped it into my bony palms, I could feel the magic coursing through me. I would now be able to spin all that straw into gold.

I spun the spindle all night and turned the straw into the finest golden thread. As the sun crested, I left her in the straw-free chamber, her life once again her own, the King richer but no wiser.

For the third night in a row, thinking of my missing family as I sat beside that creek, I heard her wails pierce the quiet dusk. 

I made my way back to her, knowing she needed my help and knowing that I could help her. She was locked in an even bigger chamber, bigger than the previous two, with mounds and mounds of straw as far as the eye could see, piled up to the lofted ceilings, enough to feed an army of horses, a kingdom of horses, all the horses in the land.

She was beside herself with sorrow, facing imminent death if she couldn’t complete the task. 

I again made my offer, reminding her that this magic has a price to pay and could not be completed without payment. She had nothing more to offer. Nothing of value to make the magic work. No more jewels adorned her. She no longer possessed anything of meaning.

If this straw was not spun to gold, she would be dead at dawn.

A child. Her first born. 

As the thought came to me, I knew it was a heavy cost. For both herself and myself. But it was the only way to keep her alive. I told her I could spin the straw to gold but the price would be her first born when she was Queen.

She didn’t hesitate; whether she intended to remain childless or was caught in her own peril, she agreed immediately. 

I spent the night working at a madman’s pace. Spinning away, spool after spool. Success at dawn. Her life was spared and she became Queen.  The King had accumulated incredible wealth. The poor miller’s daughter had earned a crown. And I had gained a promise of a family.

Soon after, news came that the Queen had delivered a baby. I went to collect. A deal’s a deal, and the magical debt must be paid, the universal cost. 

In the time since the Queen had made her promise, I had built up my hut to house a young babe. I had removed the sharps and rounded all the edges. I had stocked up on all the items that a young baby would need to grow and thrive. 

It took me back to the time when my own child was alive. My little baby. I had so much love to give. 

The Queen, upon seeing me, knew why I had returned. She refused to hand over her child, offering me vast fortunes instead. Unfortunately, that’s not how the magic works. It had to be the child.

She began to cry, that same cry that reminded me of my wife. I broke inside and took pity on her. I offered her an impossible task – to find my name in three days. If she could do so, she could keep her baby. If she failed, I would have a child of my own to love and care for. A family again. And a magical debt repaid. 

I knew the risk I was taking, the magic had to be paid. There are consequences for not keeping the cosmic balance, but I was sure she would not find my name and in those three days, the debt would be made whole.

I underestimated her cunning. She had no intention of paying her debt. As Queen, she had resources to send spies all across the land and one of them happened upon my hut while I was away. He broke in and went through my affairs. He saw the only image I had of my family and upon it my family name. 

With this information, on the third day, she spoke my name. 

Rumpelstiltskin. 

And as all magical debts must be paid, it was my life that was offered for hers. 

She reneged on her promise.  

As the bolt of searing pain shot through me, my leg smashed into the ground breaking through to my hip. My hand shot out and grabbed my other foot and I pulled myself in two.

“Rumpelstiltskin” Illustration by Anne Anderson. Public Domain

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Just Barney

Just Barney

by wordonism · Aug 11, 2019

The familiar piercing scream jars me awake from my dream. The joyful vision shatters. I try to coax it back, hold it longer, caress it, unwilling to let go. I long for a few moments more with it before it fades and dissipates into nothingness. Before it floats away, fragments of my happiness transported in the wind like dandelion seeds aloft in a warm spring breeze. 

Today, like every other day, I fail. It’s gone.  

That dream-shattering sound won’t stop as I try unsuccessfully to push the infinitely small button of the alarm clock with my hand. I can’t reach. My arms too small, my fingers useless. Of course they are. I’m a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The famous Barney.

A big, purple, million years old dinosaur. Groundhog day all over again. Every time, every morning. The same thing. You’d think I’d have changed things. Figured it out. But I’m the same as you – stuck in old habits, old patterns. Doing the same thing over and over again. It’s a very human trait, I’ve been told. 

Pulling myself up to a standing position from the cold floor where I sleep, I do the only thing I can to put an end to the wailing that pilfered my dream. I do the same thing I do every morning – I stomp on the stupid machine. Feeling the bits of plastic and wire succumb to my massive purple foot sends a pleasant tingle up my spine. Suddenly, I feel better. 

As I make my way to the bathroom, I kick the mangled remains to the corner and watch as they skitter across the polished stone floor of my luxury cave. With a satisfying clang, the twisted mess comes to rest against the carcasses of its brethren who faced the same fate earlier this week. It’s not Friday yet so the fallen will remain there until my cleaner comes in and removes them. It’s an expensive habit, but a small price to pay. 

Sunlight filters in through my floor to ceiling windows, which have been outfitted with a shade system that automatically adjusts to allow the perfect amount of sunshine in. A few rays catch my collection of fourteen, crystalline Daytime Emmy Nomination plaques which are housed on the display shelf that adorns the far wall. The light dances joyously around until it’s split into tiny little rainbows that splash on the walls of my bedroom. 

I stop in front of the rows of accolades and stare at the physical proof of my failures. 

The earlier joy of sending the alarm clock to its maker, vanishes. 

I can feel the tears bunching up in the corners of my eyes, threatening to spill down my elongated purple snout. Fourteen times I was robbed. I feel as though a heavy blanket is about to smother me. That I’m being buried alive by molten lava and fiery soot like all my relatives were, in the before times, some of their bodies only now being unearthed.

I take a deep breath and force the tears back down into the depths of that meteor crater whence they came. My agent keeps reminding me that I won back in 2001 for sound mixing. Sure, I won, but I had to share it with Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and that pompous Regis. That’s my legacy. No one remembers 2001. 

It’s always at that point that I end up in front of my incredible dance studio mirror. Every single day I stop here, at this exact same place, and I look up at my reflection. My eyes have lost their lustre. My once luminous purple scales, dulled. My teeth, yellowed and aged, like stale chiclets left out too long in the sun. My dopey grin, once globally recognized, vanished. 

Instead of joy, I now only see sadness.

I should have gotten rid of that mirror years ago, but I can’t. It holds too many memories. Too many times when I used to walk by and be proud of the reflection shining back to me. The world’s most famous purple dinosaur. It evoked memories of when Baby Bop, B.J., and Riff would come over and we would jam until the wee hours of the night. We would nail our moves, our bodies whirling and twirling, synchronized. Perfect harmonies intermingling as if blessed by Simon and Garfunkel themselves. We were stars.

The children loved us. We loved them. I loved them.

We were a happy family. 

But it’s been 10 years since they forced me off the air. Since they stole my purpose. 

They said I was irrelevant. That my audience had grown up and that the new generation didn’t ‘get me’. They even had the audacity to tell me that the new kids found me creepy. Me? Creepy? Have you seen those fucking Wiggles?!?

The good times. All of them gone. Dissolved like my dreams dissolve every morning. Exit stage left. The curtain falls.

I break my gaze from the mirror, the burden of those memories weighing heavy on my shoulders, and trundle, head hanging low, into my walk-in shower. Using the heavy foot pedal, I turn on the stream of steaming hot water and step in.

The tsunami hits me. Everything is spinning. I lose my feet from under me. I’m trapped in a vortex. Everything is swirling in a rush. I can’t stand, I can’t breathe. Gasping, the weight of my being is crushing me. I drop to the shower floor sobbing. 

Sitting down against the cold Italian tile, I gasp for breath. The droplets rain down upon me from above, cascading down my snout in tiny rivulets. I know it’s not only water but also my sadness diluted and spinning down that drain opening. I try to wrap my little arms around myself. I can’t. Of course I can’t. 

I’m Barney the Purple Dinosaur, a millions of years old Tyrannosaurus Rex and I’ve been taken off the air. 

I close my eyes, a curled purple ball and everything fades to black.

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Stormy of My Life

Stormy of My Life

by wordonism · Jun 28, 2019

All we have to do is look to nature…

Think about it, some of the best storms take less than 2 minutes from start to finish…

*This above is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Photo by Josep Castells on Unsplash

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What’s that, Charlie?

What’s that, Charlie?

by wordonism · May 25, 2019

Once upon a time, about five years ago, I found myself standing pensively outside a goat enclosure at a local park zoo, watching the kids frolicking. It was, in my recollection, a warm spring day with many people, young and old, milling about, enjoying the agreeable weather. There were many families who were taking in the variety of ruminants and rodents that formed the zoo’s menagerie.

Now it wasn’t the big city, fancy zoo, but a local zoo in a big city that lays claim to being one of the oldest around.

It was not my intent, but with the sizeable crowd, and the close proximity, I couldn’t help but overhear the woman beside me excitedly stage whisper, with her rising, saccharine voice:

“What’s that Charlie?”

I turned to look at Charlie. He was looking up at the woman as she looked down at him and then back at the goats. He followed her gaze and turned to look quizzically at the enclosed beasts. Then almost immediately, he looked back up at her, wanting to answer, to please her, as most good boys would want to please their guardians. He didn’t have the words.

“What’s that Charlie? Huh, Charlie? What’s that?”

The poor little guy was lost. You could see it in his eyes. He wanted so bad to do nothing more than please this woman who was asking him a question whose answer was far beyond his ability to provide.

It was at that moment that I realized that I was not the only one who had eavesdropped on this private conversation, that I was not the only one who could feel Charlie’s angst.

Beside me, I heard the other bystander mutter coldly under her breath…

“Charlie’s a dog. He won’t fucking answer you.”

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Homeopathic Magic

Homeopathic Magic

by wordonism · May 16, 2019

As inevitably happens with the cute little plastic measuring cup that comes with the large dispensing container of laundry sauce, the residual viscous liquid will cling and harden to the bottom, forming a soft, yet resistant-to-movement gel-like layer, that refuses to pour out.

Stubborn.

Over time and repeated uses, this gel disc tends to grow, scaling vertically, adding layer after layer of recalcitrant goo. Thusly, it obfuscates the appropriate measurement pours for ideal clean ratios.

Today, using only a small spoon and homeopathic foundations, I not only liberated the obstinate gel from the measuring cup, I made the resultant slurry infinitely more powerful.

All this by just adding water and stirring.

Homeopathy for the win.

Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

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