This is a very important P.S. Announcement.
As such, it’s imperative that you read this message fully to the end to make sure you get all the pertinent information. Doing this will ensure that you too do not befall the same fate I did. A painful, burning fate.
It’s known that sometimes these messages are ignored, thought of as superfluous. Extraneous. Fair warning: ignore it at your own peril. The risks, great ones, are lurking everywhere, are waiting to jump out at you. Seared into the deepest recesses of your memory.
“It doesn’t have anything to do with me”
The minute the mere existence of words below the fold are discerned, for many, curiosity is extinguished like a candle snuffed by the sultry breath of a devious midnight draft. Abated.
“It’s too long” they whisper in their minds.
“Give me the Cole’s Notes” they murmur as though the short form will imbue them with the knowledge needed to make informed decisions.
For those individuals, they look away, never to learn from someone else’s mistakes, in this case, mine.
They are at high risk, dare I say extreme risk, of repeating what should not be repeated. The danger is real.
Unfortunately this happens way too often.
Hopefully, you’ll make it to the end, and you will heed the warning that I have crafted from my tangible pain, marks which still mar my smoove flesh. If I can save even one soul, then the hours spent crafting this message would have been worth it.
And for those who succeed in learning this lesson, it is now your responsibility to spread it far and wide, for it is a message that must be heard among the masses.
P.S. Always wear an apron while pan frying without a lid when air drying after a shower.